Post the Second: In The Beginning

The thrill of the odd one blogging compelled me to look at inspirational images by Google Image searching "in the beginning". I found something very, very special. Here it is:

 

Image found at http://www.starrtours.com/tours/details/116/highlights

Inspiration: FOUND! Here are some questions that come to mind when viewing this glorious find:

1) How did this beautiful Caucasian couple get to the jungle?
2) What does the blonde's strapless dress look like?
3) What is the man's workout regimen?
4) Does the lion know of the tiger's undying love for him?
5) How many more seconds does the zebra have to live?
6) What are the parrot's thoughts on climate change?
7) Why is the elephant being left out?

I've taken the liberty of finding some answers. Feel free to find your own answers and post them in the comments or keep them to yourself to savour alone.

1) Paddle boat from Miami. The parrot led them the rest of the way from the shore.
2) Swan Cloud Dress in Pink from ModCloth. Though not a huge fan of the style, after reading the very first sentence in the description she couldn't resist. Could you? "Look up at the sky, is that fluffy white cloud gliding across the dusk horizon a swan?"
3) Eat a ham steak for breakfast with a wheat grass smoothie and then 800 crunches 3 times a day.
4) Yes.
5) 127.
6) The parrot has always wanted to move to Moscow to pursue its dreams of wearing a Russian hat. Climate change would make Moscow more temperate and therefore bring the parrot closer to achieving his dreams.
7) Tusks are scary.